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David Thomas

David Thomas' directions to Brawby

"Brawby is a bend in the road.

Drive north of York.

Follow any road narrower

than your vehicle's wheelbase.

Arrive at the Middle of Nowhere

and look around.

You can't miss it.

Think of all the desperate,

lost journeys thru the night,

fans trying to find the place: showtime approaching

and passing inexorably,

magnificently LOST.

How rare,

how privileged to find yourself

actually HERE.

The venue is the village hall.

The village hall is the size

of a garden shed with pretentions.

Outside is coal fire smoke in the pitch

black night, and,

at the center of Great Nowhereness,

unearthly quiet.

Inside is a Unique Event waiting to happen.

 

I'd like to make the following points:

1. Fish & chips can only be found north of the Humber.

2. The Shed is the best venue in England."

 

(NB: The Shed is now based in Hovingham)

More about David Thomas


The Shed's Special Projects

"Weird and wonderful" Daily Telegraph

Simon Thackray - "performs miracles from his eyrie" Yorkshire Post
The Shed Gigs Booking Now - "The smallest show on earth" Guardian
Lol Coxhill in a skip - "His latest scheme is rubbish." Guardian
Knitted Elvis Wigs - Vogue Knitting and No.1 on Google!
The Fish & Chip Van Tour - on the Richard and Judy Show
The Yorkshire Pudding Boat Race - Big Breakfast to Sky News
North Yorkshire Elvis Bus Tour - Afternoon Play on Radio 4
Mrs Boyes' Bingo - featuring Mark Sanders
The Shed Comes To Town - and Malton comes to life!
Hat - the original knitting performance

Trademarks and Copyright TOP

The Shed® and The Yorkshire Pudding Boat Race® are registered trademarks
of Simon Thackray T/A The Shed. © Simon Thackray 1992 - 2007.
Yorkshire Pudding Boat™ is a trademark © Simon Thackray.


Address, Telephone

The Shed, Brawby, Malton, North Yorkshire YO17 6PY
Telephone +44 (0) 1653 668494

 

ACE RDC

The Shed is supported by Arts Council England, Yorkshire
and Ryedale District Council.

 

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