Directions to The Shed in Ryedale, North Yorkshire:
NEW Ryedale Flooding, Broughton Road, Malton, 15 November 2015.
IMPORTANT: The Shed is a movable feast, sometimes gigs are in Brawby, sometimes in Hovingham, sometimes in London! Please check this website or your ticket confirmation to make sure you know where you are going!
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David Thomas’ directions to The Shed.
“Brawby is a bend in the road.
Drive north of York.
Follow any road narrower
than your vehicle’s wheelbase.
Arrive at the Middle of Nowhere
and look around.
You can’t miss it.
Think of all the desperate,
lost journeys thru the night,
fans trying to find the place:
showtime approaching and passing inexorably,
How rare, how privileged to find yourself
The venue is the village hall.
The village hall is the size
of a garden shed with pretentions.
Outside is coal fire smoke in the pitch black night, and,
at the center of Great Nowhereness,
Inside is a Unique Event waiting to happen.
I’d like to make the following points:
1. Fish & chips can only be found north of the Humber.
2. The Shed is the best venue in England.”