The Shed

A psalm for sackcloth Tuesday, being the first Tuesday after the martyrdom of St Jute the threadbare, patron saint of past tenses. by Tom Chandler Our SHED which art in YorkSHED, Not FinniSHED, nor SpaniSHED, Nor Scotty nor Danny DaniSHED, But EngliSHED be thy name. Really rare evenings reliSHED, Our plain lives embelliSHED, All prejudice demoliSHED, Snug smugness aboliSHED. Our empty tanks repleniSHED, In this unique not just anySHED. Not elite nor yet for the many SHED Sort of 'Anyone for tennisSHED'. Our Elvis wigs we've brandiSHED In this sometimes randy SHED, This very fine and dandy SHED, With compliments blandiSHED. Ravi Shankars raviSHED, Country stars vanquiSHED, And jazzers all so poliSHED Kept us hip not squariSHED. By pedantry undonniSHED, All bigotry admoniSHED, A seriously funnySHED: Arts Council's most astoniSHED. Your light undiminiSHED Never be finiSHED May the soul of this verySHED Always be cheriSHED As we have flouriSHED Let us not be impoveriSHED Nor Yorkshire undernouriSHED, God save our SHED! © Tom Chandler   The Shed's Special Projects "Weird and wonderful" Daily Telegraph: The Shed's Sprung and Simmer 2010 Tickets on sale now! Lol Coxhill in a skip - Guardian feature and TV news! The Yorkshire Pudding Boat Race - Big Breakfast to Sky News Knitted Elvis Wigs - Vogue Knitting and No.1 on Google! The Shed's Teenage Radio Party - listen again! The Fish & Chip Van Tour - Richard and Judy Show and Look North! HAT - Front Row, Daily Telegraph, Times and Mo Dutta North Yorkshire Elvis Bus Tour - Afternoon Play on Radio 4 Mrs Boyes' Bingo - featuring Mark Sanders The Shed Comes To Town - and Malton comes to life!

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The Shed is supported by Arts Council England and Ryedale District Council.

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