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Hidden in the depths of North
Yorkshire, Brawby is so small it doesn't even possess a pub.
So how come it hosts big-time gigs? Alfred Hickling went to try
the door at The Shed.

Shedding light on one of life's
little mysteries
"You get a different kind
of taxi-driver in the countryside. We are meandering through
the inky blackness across what was once, the driver reliably
informs me, the floor of an aluvial lake, the Howardian hills
behind us, the moors to our right.
This area is home to the highest
concentration of racehorses in the country, and on a clear night
the view of the stars from here is unparalleled: but not tonight.
The particular star we are looking for is Tom Robinson, whose
biggest hit, 2-4-6-8 Motorway, was a song about driving around
in the dark. And, much as the taxi driver is loathe to admit
it, we can't find him.
As it turns out, Tom Robinson
has himself experienced a spot of difficulty locating the venue.
So indeed does everyone - except the happy band of devotees who
regularly make the pilgrimage to Britain's most inaccessible
arts centre: The Shed. Arriving late and lost is possibly a kind
of test for potential initiates laid down by The Shed's inscrutable
svengali, Simon Thackray. But
once you've found it, you want to go back.
"I want to come back,"
announces Tom Robinson, half way through a storming show to a
heaving crowd of, ooh, about 60, who let out a roar sufficient
to blow the roof off Brawby village hall.
The man who runs the post office
won't be pleased. He's very severe about indiscretions such as
using sticky tape on the walls and will not be at all happy about
having the roof blown off by a chap who had a few hits 20 years
ago.
Sometimes The Shed happens at
Brawby village hall: at others, it occupies the facilities at
Hovingham which, with its mammoth 200 capacity, is where Thackray
holds his arena-sized gigs. Tom Robinson, however, puts in an
arena-sized performance notwithstanding. This may be where the
WI congregate weekly, but Tom Robinson doesn't half give it some
welly.
People love The Shed because
it carries with it Simon Thackray's guarantee of quality. Frequently
devised in collaboration with Thackray's sparring partner, the
celebrated Barnsley poet, broadcaster and arts supremo Ian
McMillan, The Shed's mercurial programming ranges from the
audacious - international stars and cult favourites like Labi
Siffre, John Otway and Hank Wangford - to the frankly barmy;
like the Scandinavian film-maker who showed videos on Thackray's
telly and recited in Finnish.
Most of these gigs instantly
transfer to the realms of myth - legendary evenings with that
elusive "were you there when...?" mystique which must
make other arts programmers tear their hair. Even the South Bank
Centre looks to The Shed for inspiration. When Thackray casually
mentioned that he'd been offered [put together actually] an exclusive
double bill of songwriters Kevin Coyne and David Thomas, Britain's
flagship arts centre immediately requested a partnership.
Thus it came about that Simon
Thackray's Shed door appeared at the Queen Elizabeth Hall. The
door, which rather like the entire
enterprise, long since came off its hinges, now serves as a backdrop
to all Shed events.
Shed-door T-shirts, even little
replica Shed-door earrings are available. And all because, having
booked his very first concert in 1992 (a Gambian Kora player
at Kirby Misperton Church ) Thackray realised he needed a name
and a corporate image. So he went into the back garden and took
a photograph of the first thing he saw. One wonders what might
have happened had he stumbled across a tin of creosote and a
pair of wellies.
These days, The Shed is officially
funded by Yorkshire Arts and Ryedale District Council. The mailing
list has more than 1,500 fiercely loyal subscribers - many of
whom travel implausible distances, including some from as far
as Aberdeen. The man from the post office may view Thackray with
suspicion, but the lady who does B-and-B thinks he's marvellous.
Tickets for Shed shows are hot
property. A few remain for legendary saxophonist Snake Davis
(on a night off from touring the world with M People, at Hovingham
village hall) on December 5; but the Hank Wangford Christmas
Party sold out months ago. The only answer is to put your name
on the list for one of Thackray's famously elliptical season
brochures and get your application in before everyone else.
Not surprisingly, Thackray has
found himself under all sorts of pressure to expand. As Tom Robinson
removes his smart, black backdrop, along with swathes of the
village-hall paintwork, Thackray contemplates a furtive trip
to the DIY shop before the following night's gig.
But why should an organisation
with the pulling-power to attract major-league artists remain
subject to the sticky-tape dictats of the man at the post office?
"The way I look at it,"
reasons Thackray, "The Shed is like a malt whiskey. You
don't just put it in a pint pot and fill it up with water."
So there you have it. Incontestable proof that it's not size
which counts. It's what you refuse to do with it."
© Alfred Hickling YORKSHIRE
POST ( Published Saturday 20 November 1999 )
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